Need to translate your native language to Dwarvish, Elvish, or Giant? How about weirder languages spoken by the spirits or lizard people? Perhaps you want to know what Bee Movie to Draconic in less than a tenth of a second?

(Also great for names of people, names of places, and kid's birthday parties.)

Congratulations, [Employee]!

You are a valued member of the Business Incorporated team, and we greatly appreciate you joining the [Party Planning Committee]. It's a big responsibility, but we are certain you and your coworkers will be able to stay within budget.


A short and sweet, 1-page (front and back) dice drafting game where you and any number of your friends experience the thrills of being an accountant like "goddamn Jake eating all the chips" and "fucking Blake not filling the printer paper back up".